Crew Slut

2026-08-18 阅读量：886 歌手：Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa

Lead guitar vocals

Warren Cucurullo

Rhythm guitar vocals

Denny Walley

Slide guitar vocals

Ike Willis

Lead vocals

Peter Wolf

Keyboards

Tommy Mars

Keyboards

Arthur Barrow

Bass vocals

Ed Mann

Percussion

Vinnie Colaiuta

Drums

Jeff

Tenor saxophone

Marginal Chagrin

Baritone saxophone

Stumuk

Bass saxophone

Dale Bozzio

Vocals

Al Malkin

Vocals

Craig Steward

Harmonica

Backstage at the local Armory Mary in her little white dress is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY

The guy from the garage who quit the band in order to make an honest living

Zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on the jolly lads who set up the P A System

Larry：

Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these

Industrial towns

I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired

Of all the local clowns

They never give you no respect

They never treat you nice

So perhaps you oughta try

A little friendly advice

And be a CREW SLUT

Hey you'll love it

Be a CREW SLUT

It's a way of life

Be a CREW SLUT

See the world

Don't make a fuss just get on the bus

CREW SLUT

Add water makes its own sauce

Be a CREW SLUT

So you don't forget call before midnite tonite

The boys in the crew

Are just waiting for you

You never to get move around

You never go nowhere

I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired

Of all the guys out there

You always wondered what it's like

To go from place to place

So darlin' take a little ride

On the mixer's face

Be a CREW SLUT

Just follow the magic footprints

Be a CREW SLUT

Hey you'll love it

Be a CREW SLUT

It's a way of life

I ain't gonna squash it

And you don't need to wash it

CREW SLUT

Hey I'll buy you a pizza

CREW SLUT

Of course I'll introduce you to Warren

The boys in the crew

Are only waiting for you

At this point the road crew as all road crews must from time to time borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues jam session indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are endowed with a great deal of raw talent as well as massive meat

Obviously impressed with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it MARY kneels again and reaches upward in gestures of supplication listening intently as LARRY continues to sing

Larry：

Well you been to Alabama girl

'N' Georgia too

'N' all the boys in the crew

Is bein' good to you

I know yer sayin' to yourself

'This is the way to go'

'Cause when you need a little extra

They will give you some mo'

'Cause you're the CREW SLUT

Mary：

Eh hah ha I'm into leather

Larry：

That's good A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather

Mary：

And rubber

Larry：

Yeh they like rubber too shrink tubing

With a hair dryer

Road Crew

Trade your spot on the bench

For a guy with a wrench

And be a

Mary：

Ha ha ha

Larry：

You like that huh

I told you you'd love it

It's a way of life

Road Crew

The guys in the crew

Have got a present for you

Ren nah naaah

Mary：

A present for me

Road Crew

Ren nah naaah

Larry：

Hmmm we got a present for you

Road Crew

Ren nah naaah

Mary：

Whaddya got

Road Crew

Ren nah naaah

Mary：

Whaddya gonna give me

Road Crew

Ren nah naaah

Larry：

It looks just like a Telefunken U 47

You'll love it

Mary：

With Leather

Central Scrutinizer：

Eh errr eh eh This is eh the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again

And so Mary was enticed away from Joe

By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket

Lured into a life of SLEAZERY

With the entire road crew of some

Famous Rock Group

I don't know whether it was really Toad O or not

I don't know I'll check it out

Again we see

MUSIC

Causing

BIG TROUBLE