Catholic Girls
Frank Zappa
Lead guitar vocals
Warren Cucurullo
Rhythm guitar vocals
Denny Walley
Slide guitar vocals
Ike Willis
Lead vocals
Peter Wolf
Keyboards
Tommy Mars
Keyboards
Arthur Barrow
Bass vocals
Ed Mann
Percussion
Vinnie Colaiuta
Drums
Jeff
Tenor saxophone
Marginal Chagrin
Baritone saxophone
Stumuk
Bass saxophone
Dale Bozzio
Vocals
Al Malkin
Vocals
Craig Steward
Harmonica
A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers contestants for the broom dance the Hokey Pokey baked goods &FATHER RILEY making sure the lights don't go down too low
Father Riley And Various Party Goers：
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go after the show
Joe：
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip Hip Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow
Father Riley：
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys
Mary：
Warren Cuccurullo
Father Riley：
Catholic Boys
Mary：
Kinda young kinda WOW
Father Riley：
Catholic Boys
Mary：
Vinnie Colaiuta
Where are they now
Did they all take The Vow
Father Riley：
Catholic Girls
Warren：
Carmenita Scarfone
Father Riley：
Catholic Girls
Officer Butzis：
Hey She gave me VD
Father Riley：
Catholic Girls
Warren：
Toni Carbone
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW
Joe：
VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
Larry：
She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH
Etc
Central Scrutinizer：
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
Joe had a girl friend named Mary
She used to go the church club every week
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one night at the Social Club meeting
Mary didn't show up
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free