German Lunch

Lowell George

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Jimmy Carl Black

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Roy Estrada

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Bunk Gardner

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Don Preston

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Motorhead Sherwood

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Ian Underwood

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Arthur Tripp

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Buzz Gardner

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Frank Zappa

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Uhh may I see your papers pleez

Uhhh lemme see

Hand me your suitcase let me open it

I'm just a bit nervous you understand

Open the suitcase

This hasn't happened too often

Uh huh I see how many sixty two packages of cigarettes Why are you carrying all zees into Germany for What are you doing this for

I I

How long have you been livin' in Berlin

I don't live in Berlin

Where do you live

I live in Texas

Texas

Texas

Oh I see Lyndon Johnson lives in Texas too does he not

I know Sure does

Ooh hm this is alright

You mind Is it alright if I shut my suitcase off

Shut it off

Ha ha ha ha

Do you care for one of these cigarettes

Now who's this lady you are with

What lady

This lady here standing next to you

Oh this is uh this is

Has she has papers too

PAPERS Lemme see your papers

How come you have to yell so much what did we do

I don't yell

Were just trying to get into the country

This is my country it's not your country I'm here I've been standing here for years and years doing zis every time You making me very angry

Is this ze Fazerland

This is ze Fazerland yes

Listen you ought to check all the Mothers through customs Hey line up as soon as you finished

Are you through with me sir

You may step over here to the right

Thank you

My name is Fritz open the suitcase please

Just a moment here just a moment

What is this there's sixty two copies of Horses**t Magazine What are you carrying Horses**t Magazine around for

It's a hoax hold it hold it here

What is this Right there

Hold it hold it I'll never forget you Fritz

Alright next you may close this now

Next whos up uh here he comes Who are you Hand me your paper

Here's my papers

Your name is Duke What's this Duke Duke DeWild Have you seen many German movies you ever go to ze movies

I never go to the movies

What is zis you bring zees into Germany Zees are Japanese tools Why do you bring Japanese tools to Germany where we make the finest tools ever you what are you doingk That's 60 marks for you oh my God what's the matter with you

Coughing

Oh my God please please not here Step Oh my God what are you doingk Oh who are you what is your name hand me your paper Is your name Larry Larry Frnoga

Yes

Larry Frnoga

Larry Frnoga

Oh my God what are you doing what are you doing zat for

I'm beating the horse to make it go faster

That's not a horse that's a table

What's the difference

Ha ha ha

Don't go too fast does it for a table

What is this Ohhh zefrin CL brand of ah nasal spray You have a cold How long have you had a cold

About a year

About

You had a cold for a year are you trying to bring a cold into zis country Oh my God don't cough on me What is this medal say Sais Berlin survival award 1968

That's where I got my cold

You were here before in Berlin

That's right

What what were you doing in Berlin

I gave a concert

You gave a concert in Berlin

That's right

To whom

The German people

The German people

Yes

Don't take the German people lightly I say who is this man here is it Arthur Arthur Tripp

Arthur Arthur

It's a German name is it not

English

Tripp

Ja

Tripp

Ja JA

Ja ja ja

Stop giggling you're having too much fun you know we arrest people for having to much fun here

I beg your pardon

When you come to someone elses country do you run around on the grass and make it dirty everywhere you go

No I stick pretty close to the bars

You know you people all look bars

We have a lot of bars here

Ysure do Heh heh scuze me if I laugh

Don't laugh

Alright I'll do that

Who is this man here the other man

He's our leader

He is your leader

Ja

Wh what is his function and how does he lead you

He directs us by with signals various vocal noises

Vocal noises Vat are some of the noises

Eh peep

Peep

Poowah

Pooowahhhhhh

I see you all are very well organised we all like order in Germany you know You have such a pleasant smile may I see your papers

You see I don't exactly have my papers with me I

You don't have papers

I may have left them in my other bag

He has no papers huh

He has no papers

I mean if there was something I could do for you

Do you have any identification

Identification lemme see

It's a nice watch you have on

Wa ist los

It used to have a Mickey Mouse there I

I tell you what I'll do

If if if you give me zat watch

Nein

That's a very strange german accent

Ja ha ha ha

Are you sure

Are you from Strabourg or was

He's a russian spy he's a Russian I think

I think so

Get Him

Hands Up

Oh God

What's goin on

You want an enema

No I'll take a cheeseburger

Why is the bow tie goink from your neck

I'm practicing to fly

Why is everyone in this group having bow ties going from ze neck

They're all weird

Gimme your watch

I still don't trust this guys accent

Who is this who who Come here come over here Do you have a suitcase

We must watch this one

We must watch this one right Let's open the suitcase

My guitar wants to kill you mama

My guitar wants to burn your dad

I get real mean when he makes me mad

This is very good this is very normal German lyrics You're all welcome to our country

Ha ha ha

Don't laugh