Central Scrutinizer

Frank zappa

Lead guitar vocals

Warren cucurullo

Rhythm guitar vocals

Denny walley

Slide guitar vocals

Ike willis

Lead vocals

Peter wolf

Keyboards

Tommy mars

Keyboards

Arthur barrow

Bass vocals

Ed mann

Percussion

Vinnie colaiuta

Drums

Jeff

Tenor saxophone

Marginal chagrin

Baritone saxophone

Stumuk

Bass saxophone

Dale bozzio

Vocals

Al malkin

Vocals

Craig steward

Harmonica

Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you

He looks like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a snout like megaphone apparatus in the front with two big eye

Nted like appletons with miniature motorized frowning chrome eyebrows over them

Along the side of his disc like body are several sets of stupid looking headers and exhaust hoses which apparentl

Pel him and punctuate his dialogue with horrible smelling smoke rings

In the middle of his head we can see an airport wind sock and constantly twirling anemometer

The bottom of him has a landi

Ght and three spoked wheels

In spite of all this it is obvious that the way he really gets around is by being dangled from place to place by a union guy with a dark green shirt up in the roof

S eating a sandwich

Pieces of which drop off every once in a while and lodge themselves near the hole where they put the oil in that makes the cheap smoke

He hovers into view and speaks to us thusly

Central scrutinizer：

This is the central scrutinizer it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet

It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential c

Uences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *the death penalty*

Or affect your parents' credit rating

Our criminal institutions are f

F little creeps like you who do wrong things and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called music

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever cruel and inhuman punishments are being c

Lly described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the constitution

Which itself is being modified in order to accommodate the future

I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music the white zone is for loading and unloading only if you have to load or unload go to th

Te zone you'll love it it's a way of life ha ha ha ha ha hi it's me

I'm back

This is the central scrutinizer the white zone is for loading and unloading only if yah gotta loa

If yah gotta unload go to the white zone

You'll love it it's a way of life

That's right you'll love it it's a way of life that's right you'll love it it's a way of life you'll love I

Is is the central scrutinizer