Cause Love Can Find It Is Time

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first.

The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature.

Not only one little lady, but two!

You've read about them in the papers and now here they are!

Chicago's own killer dillers

those scintillating sinners

Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!

Roxie and Velma:

You can like the life you're living

You can live the life you like

You can even marry Harry

But mess around with Ike

And that's

Good, isn't it?

Grand, isn't it?

Great, isn't it?

Swell, isn't it?

Fun, isn't it?

But nothing stays

In fifty years or so

It's gonna change, you know

But, oh, it's heaven

Nowadays

ANNOUNCER

Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace.

Let's make the parties longer.

Let's make the skirts shorter.

Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT!

Roxie and Velma:

And all that Jazz!