Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir
Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Stephen Sondheim
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Written by：Stephen Sondheim
Ladies and gentlemen
女士们先生们
May I have your attention please
请允许我占用诸位片刻时间
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
每个清晨醒来 您是否满怀羞愧与绝望
To discover your pillow is covered with hair
发现枕上散落着本不该脱落的发丝
What ought not to be there
那些令人心碎的痕迹
Well ladies and gentlemen
现在 女士们先生们
From now on you can waken with ease
从今往后您大可安枕无忧
You need never again have a worry or care
永远不必再为此烦恼忧心
I will show you a miracle marvelous rare
我将向您展示一个神奇罕见的奇迹
Gentlemen you are about to see something that rose from the dead
先生们 您即将见证死而复生的神迹
On the top of my head
就在我的头顶
Scarcely a month ago gentlemen
就在一个月前 先生们
I was suddenly struck with a rare oriental disease
我突然患上罕见的东方疾病
Though the finest physicians in london were called
尽管请来伦敦最顶尖的医生
I awakened one morning amazed and appalled
某天清晨惊醒 我惊恐万分地发现
To discover with dread that my head was as bald
我的头顶已寸草不生
As a novice's knees
如同初学者的膝盖般脆弱
I was dying of shame
我曾羞愧难当
Till a gentleman came
直到一位绅士出现
An illustrious barber pirelli by name
那是声名显赫的理发师皮雷利
He gave me a liquid as precious as gold
他赠我如黄金般珍贵的药水
I rubbed it in daily like what I was told
我每日按指示涂抹
And behold
看哪
Only thirty days old
仅仅三十天就见效
'Twas pirelli's miracle elixir
这是皮雷利的神奇生发灵药
That's what did the trick sir
正是它创造了奇迹 先生
True sir true
千真万确 先生
Was it quick sir
见效快吗 先生
Did it in a tick sir
瞬间就见效 先生
Just like an elixir ought to do
正如灵药应有的功效
How about a bottle mister
要来一瓶吗 先生
Only costs a penny guaranteed
只需一便士 效果保证
Penny buys a bottle I don't know
潘妮买了一瓶 我不得而知
You don't need ah let's go
你无需犹豫 快来吧
Does pirelli's stimulate the growth sir
皮雷利能刺激头发生长吗 先生
You can have my oath sir
我敢向您起誓 先生
'Tis unique
它独一无二
Rub a minute
轻轻揉搓片刻
Stimulating in'it
激活毛囊活力
Soon you'll have to thin it
很快你将需要修剪浓发
Once a week
每周一次
Gently dab it gets to be a 'abit
轻拍涂抹 养成习惯
Soon there'll be enough sir
很快就能见效 先生
Somebody can grab it
浓密得随手可抓
See this chap with hair like shelley's
看这位头发浓密如雪莱
You can tell he's used pirelli's
准是用了皮雷利
Let me have a bottle
给我来一瓶
Make that two
不 要两瓶
Pardon me ma'am what's that awful stench
女士恕我直言 这刺鼻气味从何而来
Are we standing near an open trench
莫非我们站在臭水沟旁徘徊
Buy pirelli's miracle elixir
快买皮雷利神奇生发药水
Anything what's slick sir
先生您要的滑顺这里都有
Soon sprouts curls
转眼卷发丛生
Try pirelli's
试试皮雷利吧
When they see how thick sir
当人们见证这浓密奇迹
You can have your pick sir
任君挑选中意发型
Of the girls
姑娘们看过来
See pirelli's miracle elixir
皮雷利神奇生发水
Grow a little wick sir
先长出小绒毛
Then some fuzz
再变浓密
The pirelli's
皮雷利
Soon'll make it thick sir
很快让头发变厚
Like a good elixir
就像优质药水
Always does
永远有效
Trust pirelli's
相信皮雷利
If your hair is sick sir
若您头发稀疏先生
Fix it in the nick sir
立刻为您解决先生
Don't look grim
别愁眉苦脸
Just pirelli's miracle elixir
只需皮雷利神奇药水
That'll do the trick sir
定能药到病除先生
What about the money
至于价钱问题
If you've got it a kick sir
您若满意就请付款先生
What about the money
至于价钱问题
Where is this pirelli
皮雷利究竟在何处
Go and get pirelli
快去把皮雷利找来
Tell it to the mixer
告诉那位调配师
Of the miracle elixir
关于神奇生发药水的秘密
If you've got a kick sir
若您心存疑虑先生
What about the money
至于价钱问题