Drunk On A Bike

It happened so fast

He didn't have time to think

Or maybe he had too much

A bit too much to drink

Oh

When he went riding off

Into the bright sunshine

It turned out to be

The lights of a car

Can somebody help me please

Scrape this man up off the road

Can somebody help me please

I cannot do it on my own

As the police

Were scarping him off the fender

A friend of his said

That he had been on a bender

Oh

And that he had a huge fight

Yeah he had a fight with his wife

Then he got pissed off

Then rode off on his bike

Can somebody help me please

Scrape this man up off the road

Can somebody help me please

I cannot do it on my own

He was drunk he was drunk on a bike

He was drunk he was drunk on a bike

Can somebody help me please

Scrape this man up off the road

Can somebody help me please

I cannot do it on my own