The Party
Ding dong
Ding dong
Hi
Hey
Sorry we're late
You're not the first
Oh Great
Hey listen I'm sorry but we can't stay late
So we parked in the middle at the top by the gate
On the grass with the crass Volkswagen estate
Whose is it
Mine
You're kidding
It's great
Jesus
I just love the way he's used the car like an empty canvas
And let the rust eat itself into the overall design
With such devastating spontaneity
David you're ignoring me
Come here
Who do you have to f**k to get a drink 'round here
It's art David
Neo functional mannerism
Cerebral but oblique
It's one star four owner shagged out chic
One star four owner shagged out chic
One star four owner shagged out chic
One star four owner shagged out chic
One star four owner shagged out chic
One star four owner shagged out chic
You're a cocksucker Michael
You are what you eat David
Ding dong
Ding dong
Ding dong
Ding dong
Ding dong
Darling
Darling
Hi darling
Hello darling John
Ben
John
Sandy
John
Somerset
John
Weekend
John
Wendy
John
Kevin
Got any
No but I've got champagne
Hi
Hi
Hi there
D**n it I know you're in a bit of a spot
And you're used to the Merc and the Moet and the yacht
And it must be a blow to the ego
What
But forget about this video rot
And write yourselves a hit or three
Like I'm Not in Paris or The Dean and Me
I mean really I don't like your stuff very much
It's too avant garde and aggressive and butch
I prefer a gentle and melodic touch
But the kids today have got their ears in their crutch
If it's not robots singing in Dutch
It's Adam and the Ants and Starsky and Hutch
By the way here's your present
Thanks very much
Now who's here
The Prews
The Magoos
The Targetts and the Benmen
Johnny Peruvian
Marathon Man
Blonde and the dangerous cameraman
Hello
The Prews
The Magoos
The Targetts
And the Benmen
Brando
Banacek
Pusher
Taker
Student Prince and cocktail shaker
Hello
The Prews
The Magoos
The Targetts
And the Benmen
Tim Clinch Vicar's son
Prince Buster meets Tweedledum
Hello
The Prews
The Magoos
The Targetts
And the Benmen
Well Jesus Christ is that the time
I could have sworn it was only twenty to nine
Hello Susan darling you look divine
Anyway we'd better be off before we get blocked in
So give our regards to the Paul and the Lynnes
And the swankys and the chatters and the Tequila twins
Sorry Attilla's brides
Anyway must go
Must fly
Don't drink yourselves to death
But the baby is allergic to the babysitter's breath
And she'll have her boyfriend in a vice like grip
On the backgammon table sucking guacamole dip
Through the holes in his stockings
Isn't it shocking
Champagne
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
Oh boy my skin feels about an inch thick
How about you Ben
I'm fine
Another line
Why is everybody talking in speech balloons
And disappearing in Tequila fumes
Another line
Fine
I love you Ben
Let me count the ways
Whoops here comes the Spaghetti Bolognaise
So I'm stuck in the toilet with Rick
And I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be
I think I'm gonna be
It's gonna be
I'm gonna be
It's gonna be
Gonna be
Gonna be
It's gonna be
So long Rick
It's gonna be me and the bowl
Me and the bowl
Me and the never ending bowl
Me and the bowl
Me and the bowl
Me and the never ending bowl
Me and the bowl
Me and the bowl
Me and the never ending bowl
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
I hope the whole world comes to my birthday party
Transcribed by TJ Thurston 12795
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