Schmack!

Artist：steriogram

Songs Title：schmack!

It's the same old guys

in the same old house

lying around doing nothing

on the same old couch

oh no not another day doin' nothin'

the only thing we get is the TV lovin'

then it happened our boy had an idea

put this ad in the paper

and see what would appear

boredim's the matter with me

i wanna fight it

you wash the dishes baby

ill do the drivin'

if you're pretty come on x2

if you are pretty

happened boy

then it happened boy

then it happened boy

the ad was pretty simple

and this is how it read-FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED

beautifully fully furnished water front views.

FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED

deluxe apartment would you like to move?

FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED

ring the number provided and come on over

if you're pretty come on x2

if you are pretty

well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed

so many girls numbers they had too much on their hands.

when they turned up they knew how they would survive

beautifuk women turning up-four or fiuve at a time

when they left they gave their name and number and said