One Beer(Explicit)
One Beer (Explicit) - MF Doom
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Composed by：MF DOOM
I get no kick from champagne
香槟无法让我沉醉
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
酒精根本刺激不了我
So tell me why shouldn't it be true
告诉我为何不该相信
I get a kick out of brew
啤酒才让我兴奋
There's only one beer left
只剩最后一瓶啤酒
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
说唱者对着我们咆哮 仿佛我们耳聋
Tempt me do a number on the label
诱惑我在厂牌上大展身手
Eat up all they emcees and drink 'em under the table
吞掉所有对手 喝到他们桌底求饶
Like it's on me put it on my tab kid
今晚消费记我账上 小子
However you get there foot it cab it iron horse it
管你怎么来 打车骑马都随意
You're leaving on your face forfeit
最后只会颜面尽失败走
I crush the mic hold it like the heat he might toss it
我掌控麦克风 像握着随时会引爆的炸药
Told him tell 'em they stole it he told her he lost it
让他转告他们这是偷来的 他却推说弄丢了
She told him get off it and a bunch of other more s***
她叫他别扯淡 还附赠一堆脏话
Getting money dt's be getting no new leads
赚着大钱 手下马仔却毫无头绪
It's like he eating watermelon stay spitting new seeds
就像吃着西瓜 还能不断吐出新点子
It's the w**d give me some of what he drooping off
这**让我尝尝他抽的货
Soon as he wake up choking like it was whooping cough
刚醒就呛得像得了百日咳
They group been soft
他们那伙人太弱
First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off
酒吧刚开一小时就全撤
He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road
他笑着去路边寻欢作乐
She asked him autograph her derriere it read
她求他在翘臀上签名题字
To wide load this yard bird taste like fried toad turd
这炸鸡尝起来像癞蛤蟆屎
Love villain
爱情恶棍
Take pride in code words
暗号是我的骄傲勋章
Crooked eye mold nerd geek with a cold heart
斜眼怪咖 冷血书呆却锋芒毕露
Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart
就算老态龙钟 依旧押韵如刀锋
Study how to eat to die by the pizza guy
研究如何用披萨师傅的方式致命
No he's not too fly to skeet in a skeezer eye
他不够酷 却能让浪女神魂颠倒
And squeeze her thigh maybe give her curves a feel
轻抚她的大腿曲线 感受每一寸战栗
The same way she feel it when he flow with nerves of steel
就像她感受他钢铁神经的韵律流动
They call the super when they need their back uh plumbing fixed
他们需要修水管时 都喊超人出手
How there's only one left the pack comes in six
六人组只剩一个还在硬撑
Whatever happened to two and three
二号三号早就落荒而逃
A herb tried to slide with four and five
有个菜鸟带着四号五号偷袭
And got caught like what you doing g
当场被抓包 你在搞什么飞机
Don't make 'em have to get cutting like truancy
别逼我们动真格像抓逃学
Matter of fact not for nothing right now you and me
说真的 现在你我之间
Looser than a pair of adidas
松垮得像阿迪达斯运动裤
I hope you brought your spare tweeters
希望你带了备用高音喇叭
Mcs sound like cheerleaders
那些MC喊得像啦啦队
Rapping and dancing like red head kingpin
说唱跳舞像红发大佬
Doom came to do the thing again no matter who be blingin'
DOOM再次登场 管你戴多少金链
He do it for the smelly hubbies
他为那些臭烘烘的老哥而战
Seeds know what time it is like it's time for teletubbies
小弟们知道是时候了 就像天线宝宝时间
Few can do it even fewer can sell it
能做到的没几个 能卖座的更少
Take it from the dude who wear a mask like a 'tarded helmet
听听这个戴面具像智障头盔的狠人
He plots shows like robberies
他策划演出就像策划抢劫
In and out one two three no bodies please
进进出出数到三 闲杂人等请靠边
Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt
钞票滚滚来 保你衣衫不沾汗
The mic is the shotty nobody move nobody get hurt
麦克风就是霰弹枪 都别动就不会受伤
Bring heat like the boy done gone to war
火力全开像战士奔赴战场
He came in the door and everybody on the floor
他一登场 全场跪倒臣服
A whole string of jobs like we on tour
巡演般接连不断拿下每个场子
Every night on the score coming to your corner store
夜夜丰收 转眼杀到你街角小店
There it is done
大功告成尘埃落定
Now that the representative from south africa has been
此刻南非代表已被我掌控
Mind programmed
思维程序改写
All of the world leaders on earth are under my control
全球政要皆臣服于我麾下
And when they meet tomorrow in special session
待明日特别会议召开之时
I doom shall be voted master of the world
世界主宰权杖必将归于我手
My plan is foolproof but just in case
天衣无缝的计划仍需防备万一
And what about snow
那冰雪之境又当如何
Now you keep your eyes open
此刻起 你需时刻保持警醒
When I tell ya start snappin' oh yeah sure
当我让你开始鼓掌 你立马响应
Uh ladies and gentlemen
女士们先生们请注意
I am risking my life to tell you with with great concern
我冒着生命危险郑重告诫各位
That I must warn you I I
我必须警告你们
You must listen
你们必须听好
Many among you have have had their minds taken over
你们当中许多人都已被洗脑
Doom gosh I wish I'd brought my autograph book
天呐真后悔没带签名簿来
Your attempts at humor bore me right lead-head
你那些无聊笑话让我昏昏欲睡
You're weird
你们真奇怪
Why is everyone staring at us
为什么所有人都盯着我们看
Aw I should have realized we must look like freaks to them
啊 我早该意识到在他们眼里我们就像怪胎
Relax masseur just do your thing
放松点按摩师 专心做你的事
Get a good grip on my
好好抓紧我的
What why I'll bend your read-out meter for ya you little
怎么 我要让你这破仪表爆表 你这小
Hey knock it off ben
嘿 够了本
What's the matter oh ben
怎么了 哦本
You're nothing but a chicken-head
你不过是个没胆的懦夫
You overgrown granite-head hold it
你这榆木脑袋给我闭嘴