The Diary of Horace Wimp

The Diary Of Horace Wimp - Electric Light Orchestra

Monday late again today he'd be in trouble

Though he'd say he was sorry

He'd have to hurry out to the bus

Tuesday Horace was so sad he'd never had a girl that he

Could care for

And if he was late once more he'd be out uh oh

Don't be afraid just knock on the door

Well he just stood there mumbling and fumbling

Then a voice from above said

Horace Wimp this is your life

Go on and find yourself a wife(come on Horace)

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life plan(you can do Horace)

Come on Horace

Wednesday Horace met a girl she was small and she

Was very pretty

He thought he was in love he was afraid uh oh

Thursday asks her for a date the cafe down the street

Tomorrow evening

His head was reeling when she said yes ok

Don't be afraid just knock on the door

Well he just stood there mumbling and fumbling

Then a voice from above said

Horace Wimp this is your life

Go on and find yourself a wife(come on Horace)

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life plan(you can do Horace)

Come on Horace

Friday Horace this is it

He asks the girl if maybe they could marry

When she says gladly Horace cries boo hoo

Sunday everybody's at the church

When Horace rushes in and says Now here come my wife

For the rest of my life and she did

Don't be afraid just knock on the door

Well he just stood there mumbling and fumbling

Then a voice from above said

Horace Wimp this is your wife

Go out and find yourself a life

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life plan

Horace Wimp

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