The Mad Hatter
Artist：linda eder
Songs Title：the mad hatter
If ya need somethin' done
Lay and Wait hit and run
Well there's just one name you should know
I'm not sugar and spice
I'm more naughty than nice
And when it comes to bad I'm a pro
So just drop a dime on me
I will guarantee
It's a fate to complete
Check out the hat
Cause baby I'm where it's at
You need someone to find
Something nasty in mind
Just put the Hatter hot on the trail
I can get the job done like Attila the Hun
And buddy that ain't no fairytale
Let them run away
I will make them pay
Quicker than the Lady can say
＂Off with their heads＂
Well isn't that what she said
I'm the Mad Hatter
Wacky as a hatter should be
The Mad Hatter
Ain't no body crazy as me
Might as well give up now
Ain't no way no how
No one makes their get-away clean
Know what I mean
Hatter works for the Queen
What is true what is not
Can both change in a shot
And buddy me I couldn't care less
Uh-uh
Cause in two seconds flat
Livin' under my hat
Is the strategy for success
I can stop a coo
With a thing or two
That you thought nobody could do
You outta know
This ain't my first rodeo
Yee-Hah
I'm the Mad Hatter
Dapper as a hatter should be
The Mad Hatter
Ain't nobody snapper see
So just surrender dear
Or the end is near
Let's grease up that old guillotine
You think I'm mean
Well get a load of the Queen
There is nothing I won't do
There is nothing to taboo
I will lie
I will cheat
Track you down then hit ＂delete＂
Tout suite
So sweetie let me repeat
I'm the Mad Hatter
Clever as a hatter should be
The Mad Hatter
Never pull the wool over me
I've got a welcome plan
Here in Wonderland
It's an audience with an ax
Take it from me I'm only sayin' the facts
So sit back and relax
The Mad Hatter attacks
The Mad Hatter attacks