The Lazy Song
Today I don't feel like doing anything
今天我什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我只想在床上瘫着
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话响了也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
听到提示音请留言
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓，啥也不干
I'm gonna kick my feet up
我要把脚往上一翘
Then stare at the fan
盯着风扇发呆
Turn the TV on throw my hand in my pants
电视开着，手往裤子里一插
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
谁也别想管我
I'll be lounging on the couch
我就窝在沙发里
Just chillin' in my snuggie
裹着懒人毯舒舒服服
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
调到MTV，跟着学跳抖基舞
'Cause in my castle I'm the only man
在我的地盘，我就是主宰
Oh oh
Yes I said it
没错，就是我说的
I said it
我说的
I said it 'cause I can
我乐意，所以我说了
Today I don't feel like doing anything
今天我什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我只想在床上瘫着
Dont feel like picking up my phone
电话响了也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
听到提示音请留言
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓，啥也不干
Nothing at all
啥也不干
Nothing at all
啥也不干
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
明天我再起床，练练P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
找个正妹，痛快地爽一把
And she's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
她会尖叫着说：“太棒了”
(Oh my god this is great)
（天呐，感觉太棒了）
Yeah
没错
I might mess around get my college degree
我或许会随便混混，拿个大学学位
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
我打赌老爸肯定会为我骄傲
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
抱歉了老头子，你还得再等等
Oh oh
Yes I said it
没错，就是我说的
I said it
我说的
I said it 'cause I can
我乐意，所以我说了
Today I don't feel like doing anything
今天我什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我只想在床上瘫着
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话响了也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
听到提示音请留言
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓，啥也不干
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不，我连头都懒得梳
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
反正我哪儿也不去
No no no no no no no no no oh
不不不，没门
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我就赤条条地走来走去
And let everything hang loose
让全身各处都彻底撒欢
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah
没错，就是这样
Oh
Today I don't feel like doing anything
今天我什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我只想在床上瘫着
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话响了也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
听到提示音请留言
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓，啥也不干
Nothing at all
啥也不干
Nothing at all
啥也不干
Nothing at all
啥也不干