Happy Holidays You Bastard

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped

Two f**kin' presents

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped

Two f**kin' presents

And I hate hate hate your guts

I hate hate hate your guts

And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off

I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again

I'll never talk to you again

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate

Seven f**kin' hot dogs