Bitchin’ Camaro(Live)
Hey Jack what's happenin'
I don't know
Well uh rumour around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Uh yeah I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
Whadda ya gonna do down there
Uh I don't know p play some video games buy some Def Leppard t shirts
Don't forget your Motley Crue t shirt y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail
Uh huh
Can't wait to go down
Hey uh were ya gonna check out the sand bar while
You're down there
Uh what's the Sand Bar
Ah it's a place that let's sixteen year old kids drink
Ah cool
Ya hey guess who's gonna be there
Uh who
My favourite cover band Crystal s**t
Wow
Yeah they do a Doors show you'd be really impressed in fact it goes a
Little like this：
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got aids
Uh
Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
I hope those guys have a good sense a' humour and don't take us into court
Uh what's the court
Never mind that the important thing here
You mean the People's Court
The Now that's another story
The important thing here is that we get
To the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
Oh how you gettin' down to the shore
Funny you should ask I've got a car now
Ah wow how'd ya get a car
Oh my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas
You're kidding
I must be the Bahamas are islands
Okay the important thing here is
That uh you ask me what kinda car it is
Uh uh what kinda car do ya' got
I've got a b***hin' Camaro
1 2 3 4
B***hin' Camaro b***hin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
B***hin' Camaro b***hin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers
My folks bought me a b***hin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor
B***hin' Camaro b***hin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
B***hin' Camaro b***hin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I've got a b***hin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus
So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I've got a b***hin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card
B***hin' Camaro b***hin' Camaro
Hey man where ya headed
B***hin' Camaro b***hin' Camaro
I don't want unleaded