Go See The Doctor
Go See The Doctor - Kool Moe Dee
Three days later go see the doctor
三天后 我去看了医生
I was walking down the street rocking my beat
那天我手舞足蹈地
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
走在街上
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
突然间 看到了一个娇小可人的美女
So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet
甜美可爱 我已经忍不住想要上前搭讪
So I asked this lady could I take her out
于是我走到她面前 问她可不可以约着一起去玩儿
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
喝点酒 吃个饭 还能聊聊
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
我的私人泳池
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
无需言语 你低头示意就好
We continued to talk and before you knew it
我们交谈甚欢 在你把一切搞清楚之前
We were at my house and it was time to do it
我们就已经到了我的房间 来吧 和我共享鱼水之欢
As soon as I finished I lost my poise
完事后 我便不再风度翩翩
Ran outside and told all my boys
冲到屋外 在所有兄弟们面前吹嘘了一番
I said \"Listen up fellas come over here bust it\"
我说 都过来 听我讲 刚才简直爽翻了天
They said \"Did you get it \" I said \"Yeah \" they said \"How was it \"
他们问 得手了吗 感觉怎样 我说 当然
The poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her
她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能
But three days later go see the doctor
可三天后 我就去看了医生
I rocked her to the left rocked her to the right
我们在床上翻雨覆雨
She felt so good hugged me so tight
她感觉棒极了 将我狠狠抱紧
I said \"Good night\"
那真是美好的一晚
Three days later
三天后
Woke up fussing yelling and cussing
醒来时浑身难受 喉咙发干
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
身体好像被掏空
I went to the bathroom and said \"Mama mia \"
我去了卫生间 嘴里骂骂咧咧
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
下次再见到那个女孩儿 我非让她生不如死
The madder I got the more I reminice
心里越生气 便越容易想起那晚
Why is my thing thing burning like this
为什么我的下面有种火辣辣的感觉
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
我记得第一次见到她时
I just couldn't wait to rock her world
就盼着能和她共享鱼水之欢
I said \"Hey good looking what you got cooking \"
我问 嗨 美女 你是做什么的
What have I done stuck my dick in
我的小弟弟到底经历了什么
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
现在 我终于明白 为什么她的前男友 大卫
Calls her Mrs Microwave
称呼她 微波炉小姐
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
因为她比烤箱还要热辣 我真是含泪受训
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
玩儿火必自焚
But the poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her
但她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能
But three days later go see the doctor
可三天后 我就去看了医生
I went to the doctor's office I said \"What have I got \"
到了医生那里 我问医生我这是什么病
He said \"Turn around boy and take this shot\"
他说 转过去 打针
I looked at him like he was crazy and I said \"What \"
我看着他 觉得他简直是疯了 我说 什么
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
别在我的屁股上动手动脚
He turned and said in a real deep voice
他转过头 低声对我说
\"Have it your way if that's your choice
随你便 我尊重你的选择
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
你想要我停下 我就停下
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
但如果你的小弟弟从此萎靡不振
Extending from the middle of your body
再也无法挺立 那你可别怪我
And the next time you see your cute hottie
想想下次再见你的那位热辣美女时
You won't be able to screw the only thing you can do
干着急却无能为力 只能忍痛婉拒
Is just kick her so go take karate\"
建议你去学学空手道吧
As I turned around to receive my injection
医生打针时 我扭过头说
I said \"Next time I'll use some protection\"
下次 我会做些保护措施
If I see another girl and I get an erection
如果再看见漂亮女孩儿 小弟弟又寂寞难耐
I'm walking in the other direction
那我就赶快远远躲开
Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance
因为我再也不想跳舞时忍着疼 夹着双腿
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
所以 我会管好自己的小弟弟
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
下次再看见漂亮女孩儿时 我不会再随便出手
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor
除非有把握让她在我膝下连连求饶