Shoplifters of the World Unite

Learn to love me

Assemble the ways

Now today tomorrow and always

My only weakness is a list of crime

My only weakness is well never mind never mind will

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Hand it over hand it over hand it over

Learn to love me

And assemble the ways

Now, today, tomorrow, and always

My only weakness is a listed crime

But last night the plans of a future war

Was all I saw on channel four

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Hand it over hand it over hand it over

Yeah a heartless hand on my shoulder

A push and it's over

Alabaster crashes down

Six months is a long time

Tried living in the real world

Instead of a shell

But before I began

I was bored before I even began

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Take over