Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do, i can do better than you can do,

I can do, we can do, i can do, much much better than you.

Anything you can do, i can do better.

I can do anything better than you.

No you can't.

Yes i can.

No you can't.

Yes i can.

No you can't.

Yes i can, yes i can.

Anything you can be i can be greater.

Sooner or later, i'm greater than you.

No, you're not.

Yes i am.

No you're not.

Yes i am.

No you're not.

Yes i am, yes i am.

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.

We can do most anything.

Can you bake a pie?

No.

Well neither can i.

Anything you can sing i can sing louder.

I can sing anything louder than you.

No you can't.

Yes i can.

No you can't.

Sure i can.

No you can't.

Yes i can

He sings pretty loud

I'm superior, no you're inferior.

I'm the big attraction, oh no you are the small.

I'm the major one, oh no you're the minor one,

I can beat you at anything', and that's not all.

Anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper.

I can buy anything cheaper than you.

Fifty cents.

Forty cents.

Thirty cents.

Twenty cents.

No you can't.

Yes i can, yes i can.

Anything you can dig, i can dig deeper.

I can dig anything deeper than you.

Thirty feet.

Forty feet.

Fifty feet.

Oh, go to diggin', kid

Oh, I'm so tired

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.

I can do it quicker and get even sicker.

I can live on bread and cheese.

And only on that?

Yep.

So can a rat.

Any note you can reach, i can go higher.

I can sing anything higher than you.

No you can't.

Yes i can.

No you can't.

Yes i can.

Anyone you can lick, i can lick faster.

I can lick anyone faster than you.

With your fist?

With my feet.

With your feet?

With an axe.

Call me a cab, kid

Anything you can do, i can do better.

I can do anything better than you.

No you can't.

Yes we can.

No you can't.

Yes we can.

No you can't.

Yes we can, yes we can.