I Drive Better Drunk

Don't grab my keys when the party's over

I drive better drunk than you do sober

I don't know what you've been told

I've been drinkin since 12 years old

Started in 1988

Hangin at the liquor store real real late

I drunk a swallow drunk a cup

Drunk the bottle I threw up

Over the years I learned to pace it

Get kinda tipsy but not that wasted

I like beer but I love malt liquor

Cuz malt liquor get me drunk quicker

Stop on the freeway take a whiz

Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz

I drive better drunk than I do sober

Cuz when I'm sober right

I think I can make through the red light

Go go go

I hope I'm not dead right

But when I'm drunk I know I can't

So I ain't I drive like a saint

Drinkin is a class I did not flunk

I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk

I dropped outta school in 9-0

Became the world's greatest wino

I drink at home I drink at work

Ignore the boss he just a jerk

I drink 1200 in the day

Relax my nerve serve my yay'

When my day go bad I always drink

Calm down relax and think

On weekdays we like to clown

A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down

On weekends that's when it's cool

To drink a 40-ounce and act a fool

Once I get into that zone

I leave that beer and that liquor alone

I can barely walk I can barely talk

But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk

I ran from the cops in the rain

With my church shoes on

I drove from Palmdale California to Compton

Drunk two 40-ounces Old English 800 the club ended

All the homies left me in the parkin lot toe' back

Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department

Fell asleep on the 14

Woke up on the 405

Fell asleep on the 405

Woke up on the 105

Fell asleep on the 105

Woke up in bed

Call that uh autopilot

But don't try that at home I got skills

I am to liquor what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators

These crocs they're not your ordinary crocs

You gotta grab them in the mandible

We can't find no hotels man

You know what I'm sayin

So we might have to drive

All day and all night

I got some music

So it's alright

Repeat 4x

All day and all night

I got some music

It's alright

Make you feel good

Rollin through the hood

With your windows down

Checkin out your sounds

Just lend me a light

No stress and strive baby