Dodge Veg-O-Matic

I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I just bought

It's that Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot

Well I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I now own

Well it doesn't go nowhere it just stays all alone

You know I like it

You know I like it a whole lot

Well that's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot

My Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot

You know I like it

You know I like to watch it rot

(I don't know why)

I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car you'd best not buy

The brakes'll fall off and you will sigh

I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car that you won't like

I'm waiting right now

You had best stay home sir better take your bike

I like it

I like it a lot

Because it's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic it's there in the parking lot

My Dodge Veg-O-Matic it's there in the parking lot

You know I like it though

Yes I like it a lot

Tell 'em

Well I'll meet you at seven in the parking lot

We can all just stand by my car you know and watch it rot

Well I'll see you now at seven sir don't be late

We'll stand there and watch my car vegetate

You know I like it

You know I like it a lot

Let's do another verse

Well go ahead and buy it don't listen to me

Go ahead and do it

You'll have it home five minutes

And you'll know you blew it

See the brakes are made of glass

And tires are made of vinyl

You'll want to take it back find out

That all sales are final

You know I like it though

I like this car a lot

My Dodge Veg-O-Matic

It's there in the parking lot

It's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic

There in the parking lot

I like it a lot

Well you know I like it

I like it a lot

Dodge Veg-O-Matic - The Modern Lovers