Children’s Story(Explicit)
Children's Story (Explicit) - Slick Rick
Lyrics by：RICKY M. L. WALTERS
Composed by：Ricky Walters
Uncle ricky
里基叔叔
Could u read us a bed time story please o please
你能给我们讲个睡前故事吗？ 求你啦
Alright you kids get to bed I'll get the story book
好吧孩子们上床去 我去拿书
Ya'll tucked in yea
准备好了吗？
Here we go
开始吧
Once upon a time not long ago
就在距离现在没有多久以前
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow
人们各个穿着睡衣生活都挺悠闲
When laws were stern and justice stood
这世界有法律 这人间也有正义
And people were behavin' like they ought ta good
所有人都知道生活就得守点儿规矩
There lived a lil' boy who was misled
但这里有个小伙儿 觉得自己非常厉害
By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said
他的小伙伴说有个非常棒的主意
Me you ty we gonna make sum cash
我跟你 咱去搞点儿钱来
Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash
**老头老太然后溜之大吉
They did the job money came with ease
事儿办的挺顺利 钞票来的容易
But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease
但有一个人总觉着不够还想更加刺激
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
他抢了四五六七
Brotha
抢了一对男女
Tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover
还抢了一位大哥没想到人家是个卧底
The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic
条子一把逮住他 条子一看就挺凶
He said keep still boy no need for static
他说小子你别动 你现在说啥都没用
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap
一拳打肚子 然后巴掌招呼脸
But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped
但他不知道这小子早就已经无法无天
The kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me
小子掏出一把枪 说你竟然敢打我
The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney
然后用枪指着腰子眼看就要开火
The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure
条子吓得尿失禁 小子开始自己合计
I'll do years if I pull this trigga
我干了这票不得好好蹲上几年监狱
So he cold dashed and ran around the block
所以小子开始跑路 他跑出一条街
Cop radioes it to another lady cop
条子赶紧就用喇叭通知那边那位大姐
He ran by a tree there he saw this sista
小子爬过一棵树 他撞上这位姐姐
A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her
子弹立马飞过来 他一枪没想会打偏
Looked around good and from expectations
他仔细看看周围情况然后下定主意
So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations
他决定要跑到地铁站里先在那里避避
But she was coming and he made a left
但是大姐追上来 他只能往左跑
He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath
他跑的飞快但是已经上气不接下气
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry
他撞上一个老头骂他是不是没长眼睛
Then he made his move to an abandoned building
终于跌跌撞撞就跑进了一个废弃工地
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor
往楼上奔 他一路逃跑
Opened up the door there guess who he saw
终于打开门他喊了一句 哎哟我去
Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e
戴夫好家伙你到底磕了多少药
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap
你知不知道你已经多久没洗过澡
He said I need bullets hurry up run
他说我需要子弹 快点跑
The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun
这位大哥转身给他一把散弹枪
He went outside but there was cops all over
他跑出门去但是一看到处都是警察
Then he dipped into a car a stolen nova
他赶紧钻进一辆二手快要报废捷达
Raced up the block doing 83
一脚油门捷达也能轰上83
Crashed into a tree near university
一不留神连人带车撞得稀巴烂
Escaped alive though the car was battered
好不容易爬出来那捷达终于完蛋
Rat a tat tatted and all the cops scattered
滴答滴答滴答眼看条子就要过来
Ran out of bullets and still had static
子弹早就打光但是他还不想投降
Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic
他赶紧抓住一个孕妇然后要做文章
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead
拿枪指着她的头 说这枪里有子弹
He told the cops back off or honey here's dead
他告诉条子 滚开不然她脑袋就要稀烂
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong
他自己也明白这样下去迟早要完
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on
所以他丢下女的赶紧继续玩命儿跑路
Sirens sounded he seemed astounded
警笛声儿响 他快要跑不动
Before long the lil' boy got surrounded
终于这大兄弟被警察围的水泄不通
He dropped the gun so went the glory
他丢下他的枪 也没了脾气
And this is the way I have to end this story
所以今天睡前故事我就讲到这里
He was only seventeen in a madman's dream
他今年才17 脑子就像被驴踢
The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream
条子还是开了枪 小子终于归了西
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh
你们都别笑 因为这一点也没趣
Just another case about the wrong path
这只是一个教你别学坏的教训
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast
教你好好做人 顶天立地
Good night
晚安
Oh boy that uncle ricky is really wierd
里基叔叔可真怪
I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast
不清楚他说好好做人顶天立地是啥意思
I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us good nite
不知道 我想他会解释的 晚安