Whiskey Bottle

All the girls I've known before

Have left me hungry, left me poor

Women come, and then they go

Why they leave, I just don't know

Well, another one just walked out the door

I ain't go no damn luck

Baby, that's for sure

So won't you

C. Marry me, whiskey bottle

Give me a kiss and

Let me take a sip of your love

Suzy left me with a broken nose

When Amy left, she took all my clothes

Jenny turned out to be a man

And Kathy took off with my van

Well another one just walked out the door

I ain't got no damn luck

Baby, that's for sure

So won't you

C

Kelly said she didn't like my band

And Lucy fell in love with my old man

Given a choice of life with me

Jackie joined the infantry

Another one just walked out the door

I ain't got no damn luck

Baby, that's for sure

So won't you

C

What a shock to find George and Ray

In bed with Sally, my fianc茅

Anna used to call me honey

Until she found out I had no money

Well, another one just walked out the door

I ain't got no damn luck

Baby that's for sure

So won't you

C

Now I guess it's plain to see

Women are too confusing for me

But you've always been good company

Been by my side when I'm in need

Well another one just walked out the door

I ain't got no damn luck

Baby, that's for sure

So won't you

C