I， of Course， Replied

Hey pretty baby have you heard the news

Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes

They said they were sorry

And as you can see

I took it all in my stride

But when they said is there something we can do

I of course replied

I went to my doctor just ten other day

I said 'listen doc are you feeling okay '

I told him to lie down on his couch

And that I would look inside

But when he began to hurl abuse

I of course replied

As you might well have heard

And as from today

Not only have women equal rights

Now they have equal pay

They said run along now

There's a good chap

So I pushed them to one side

And when they said 'hey

What's the meaning of this '

I of course replied