Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin

That's what I said

The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes

My girl's got 'em

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind

How can I leave this behind

I saw her on Monday twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean

I love her each weekday each velvety cheekday

You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game's waiting there inside her tights

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Big bottom

Talk about mud flaps

My girl's got 'em

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind

How can I leave this behind

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes

My girl's got 'em

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind