Rip Taylor Is God

Hey Da dee dada dee da da

This is Rip Taylor

Hey there sprinkle genies

Haha

Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population

Hah

Not half up to here HAHA HEY

Woo

But seriously don't you think it's time we had a female president

With big gazooms Tatee tattoo tees

Tatta ta too tatas

Baba bing bangs

Big jugs get it

Hello Dolly

Is this microphone on Hello Anybody out there can they hear me

Somebody call my agent my hair is lifting

Please what am I doing here

You're probably saying to yourself

\"Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like Rip Taylor

Want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch

Goblins The Bloodhound Gang \"

Oh Well listen folks the answer is very simple

Haha American cashito dollareenies no cheques

They paid me you hiney hopper why else

Oh I'm getting moist

I mean come on let's face it kids pardon me but they are

A bunch of knuckleheads