Teenage Love on the Phone(Explicit)

Teenage Love On The Phone -Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Teenage Love On The Phone

Performed by adam sandler and allen covert

Richie: \"so ya doin' good?\"

Samantha: \"ya, i'm fine, how 'bout you?\"

Richie: \"how good could i be?i haven't seen you in three hours.\"

Samantha: \"ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if i hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.\"

Richie: \"ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi...\"

[she hangs up phone]

[phone rings]

Richie: \"hello?\"

Samantha: \"sorry, i thought he was coming.\"

Richie: \"that's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet

Samantha: \"umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights.\"

Richie: \"well that's ok, i'll come by and get you. lets say around...\"

[she hangs up phone]

Richie: \"come on..\"

[phone rings]

Richie: \"hey.\"

Samantha: \"sorry. i guess he was just going to the bathroom.\"

Richie: \"that's ok. well look, uh.. what was i saying?oh yeah, should i pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..\"

[she hangs up the phone again]

Richie: \"give me a break...\"

[phone rings]

Richie: \"hello.\"

Samantha: \"sorry. it was just my dog.\"

Richie: \"hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!?why can't we talk?\"

Samantha: \"he just thinks i'm on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, i gotta go.\"

Richie: \"don't hang up!\"

Samantha: \"richie, i can't talk!\"

Richie: \"no, i'm sick of this!put your dad on the phone!i wanna talk to him.\"

Samantha: \"it's not my dad.\"

Richie: \"what?well, who's there?why can't you talk?\"

Samantha: \"uh, just look richie, someone is here.\"

Richie: \"who's there?is it a guy!?\"

Samantha: \"richie!\"

Richie: \"i knew it!i'll kill him!put him on the phone!\"

Samantha: \"oh.. it's just.. hold on.\"

[hands phone to guy]

Richie: \"hey man!what the hell are you doing there!?samantha's my girl!

You'd better stay away from her or i'll make you wish you were never born!\"

Buffoon: \"f**kin' sh*t!\"

Richie: \"yeah, f**kin' sh*t is right buddy!don't think i'm kidding around, man!i'm crazy!i'll smash your head in!i swear to god!\"

Buffoon: \"one time i saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button.\"

Richie: \"yeah, well that's too bad!but i'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!\"

[richie slams down phone]

Samantha: \"what happened?was he mad?\"

Buffoon: \"my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!\"

Samantha: \"oh buffoon, you're the coolest.\"[whispering]\"i love you...\"