Falling Apart

Hello

Welcome to the show

Thought we broke up years ago

What's up

I just s**t my pants

Gambled and I lost

Good times

Just blew out my knee

I've fallen and I can't get up

Oh s**t

I think I broke my back

Where's the wheel chair

I'm old school

I'm played out

Oh yeah

O steoporosis

Glaucoma and neurosis

The vultures circling above our balding heads

Second verse

The same as the first

I forgot the words again

Railer

Lost my inhaler

Who's got a smoke for the Caper

Hold on

Let me catch my breath

Alright

I feel better now

Take it to the bridge

I'll never be Ozzy

On stage when I'm fifty

I'm gonna look like Elvis

By the time I'm forty

We're already bogus

Bogus

We're already fading

We'll never be The Rolling Stones

I'm staying home

Dementia and senility

My failing muscles atrophy

I've lost all ability

Falling apart

Let's go

Blue hair

Brown teeth

Failing livers

Defeat

Maybe we will try to pull it off for another year