Expiration Date

Hope springs eternal

But boys spring infernal

Had high hopes

It lasted just a couple of gropes

Scraps and crumbs

Are all that's been on my plate

My box of condoms

Is past its expiration date

Macho men and catty queens

And precious little inbetween

Cute guy I got to meet

Another d**g tragedy

I'm a reliable guy

In a city of flakes

My box of condoms

Is past its expiratios date

Trying to find my own niche

Accomplishing nearly zilch

Do I give in and condom

Suck up to the norm

I can't relate

This box of condoms

Is past its expiration date