(Thank God I Died in) The Car Crash

Hello

How are you

I'm fine

I made it home OK

Glad you were concerned

My face didn't get too badly burned in the car crash

And my thighs were lacerated heavily

The doctor took care of that though

Thank God it wasn't a female nurse

Thank God I died in the crash

My ghost came to haunt you in a flash

Oh

The ghost of the man

From the Candyland car crash

Oh

The sash is falling down upon his breast

Oh

He did his best to breathe but he just couldn't

Oh

They sucked on his lips 'til his head turned blue

And his ears turned purple

And the sun turned green

And the light went out of the moon

Car crash blues

Arriving dead in the morgue in the nude

Cold morning hours

Oh

I didn't wear my best clothes to my death

Oh

What will they think

I'm at the parlour of rest

Oh

What will they think

When they found I had nine pairs of underwear on