April Fools(He Had the Change Done at the Shop)

He had the change done at the shop earlobes for cocks

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He had his balls thrown over the top

Like a mop of hair

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He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face

April

April doom

Because then where would the poop come out of

His mouth

Well

He decided he wanted a vagina down south

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Where his belly button once stood

Now stood a cock

With a mouth at the end that ate the food

Oh

Well

What a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties

What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids

And

Of course

Beneath his chin the penis

And on his knees the sacks

He had two put there

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And Jester Wally Jew Boy

Navel eyed Jack

Wiglet Bill

You've had your fill of transplants

Please

You wish you could change back at will

But

Tits coming off the back side 69to be exact

I thought it was pretty many

But you be the judge

April d**k

Well

He became a woman

Then a man

Then a dog

Then a sheep

Then a man

Then a god

He had all put on his body give me 75tits

Give me 1400balls

Give me cocks coming out of every living pore

Oh

Vaginas everywhere

A walking s*x machine

Oh

Wonderful at the bathing parties

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But this was no April Fools

This was for real

This was godd**n scary when he walked through the village

When he took his place next to the other boys in line

To serve his patriotic duty

Well

It's kinda rude the way people stare

He said

I'd like all

All

The things I had put on me

Covered up with billions of pieces of hair