This Hotel Room

This Hotel Room - Jimmy Buffett

Written by：Steve Goodman

Uh this hotel room's gotta lotta stuff

Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth

Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone

Well a light that comes on when I ain't home

I ain't home

I ain't home

You better leave a message 'cause

I ain't home

They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot

A radiator for when I'm not

Two big chairs sittin' side by side

With a holy bible and the TV Guide

TV Guide

The TV Guide

Great God Almighty

It's the TV Guide

I gotta second story view from curb to curb

I gotta sign that reads Do Not Disturb

A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice

A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies

Mirror that lies

A mirror that lies

That couldn't be me

In the gorilla disguise

They got a room service menu for food and drink

A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink

Two big pillows to rest my head

A Magic Fingers and a king-size bed

Put in a quarter

Turn out the light

Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright

Uh feel alright

Feel alright

Magic Fingers makes you feel alright

Uh this ol' hotel's all right with me

They pay the postage if you lose the key

This hotel room's gotta lot of stuff

But I do believe I've had enough

Called my baby said don't you pout

I'm packin' my bags and I'm checkin' out

Just as soon as you hang up the telephone

Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home

Comin' home

Uh comin' home

Stick a candle in the window

I'm comin' home

Whoa comin' home

Comin' home

Stick a candle in the window

I'm comin' home

Thank you boys