The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival

The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival - Frank Zappa

Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen

Direct from Madison

Wisconsin

It's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival

Just as promised

Cough

Heavy duty Maroon nylon heavy duty

Okay Light blue cotton with tiny skid

That's getting him very excited because it appears that the bottom

Parts of those pants are welded together

Okay let's try this alice blue nylon

These smell like the same ones I had last night

For those of you who didn't hear he says those smell like the same ones he

Had last night

Did you like them

You don't like those

Maybe they are maybe she's following us around

Black Nylon

Ooooohhhh please

Black Nylon re e-hem

Registring a 19 on the Richter scale

Oh God gotta keep on

Hah hah it's f**kin' disgusting

These are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with some

Corrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it

China syndrome

What

China Syndrome

Yeah ha ha ha ha ha Awright

Rustic hokey pokey model number thirteen

V Oorhh nehh (hack hack)

Blue with the little embroidered things on the front

This smells like armpits Ugh

Okay who wins Those belong to Chuck Eldridge

Hi

Sorry