The Mammy Nuns

The Mammy Nuns - Frank Zappa

We got de talkin' shoes

We de mammy nuns

(dominose vobiskmmmmm )

We is important news

We de mammy nuns

(et cum spear a tu-tu ohhhhh )

We destroy de blues

We de mammy nuns

Sho' am y'all

(mammies step faw'd 'n express yo'sevs )

We sho can dance 'n sing

We's a lot o' fun

(d'ja get any on ya down dere )

We's doin' everything

We's a lot o' fun

(how'd you like to use my nakkin' )

We's doin' de buck 'n wing

We's a lot o' fun

We's offa de wall

Fo' those of you unfamiliar wit de' nakkin

Dis be de nakkin'

On broadway

It's a new day

Dat's right dat's what I say

When we say

Oh yeah you 'bout through wif my nakkin'

We is de ones dey be callin' de 'mammy nuns'

We ugly as sin

We de mammy nuns

We be lookin' good

Wit de nakkin' on

We gots a nasty grin-n-n-n-n

We de mammy nuns

We be lookin' good

Wit de nakkin' on

We sho' ain't ugly as him

We de mammy nuns

Lawd lawd lawd

Lawd lawd lawd

Lawd lawd lawd

We de mammy nuns

Step right up folks 'n meet de 'mammy nuns' you two ugly white folks hafta excuse de sisters as what dey put in de mash potatoes have rendered dem incontinent anyhow ovuh heahhhh de scint

Ing sister owl-gonkwin-jane cow-hoon and de delectable sister ghenghis-adonis-osmosis 'long wif sister potato-head bobby brown and de ever-popular sister anne de devine an' howsabouta he

Armin' welcome fo' sister jasmine noxema-tapioca an' her unscrutable companium sister ob'dewlla 'x' an' i's yo host: de thing-fish

On broadway

It's a new day

When we say:

\"we is de ones dey be callin' de

'Mammy nuns' \"

We is dressed to kill

We be lookin' good

We gives you quite a thrill

We be dancin' good

Whom a ninny him him a ninny hah

Whom a ninny you'm a ninny haw

Wit de dancin' skill

Wit de nakkin' on lawd