Artificial Rhonda

2026-08-18 阅读量：406 歌手：Frank Zappa

Artificial Rhonda - Frank Zappa

Don't look OB'DEWLLA It's too horrible I b'lieve de muthaf**ker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance

Hey good-lookin'

See I told ya

May I have this dance

Muthaf**ker barf me right on outa here AN' gag me wit a spoon

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this Do you come here often

YOW

I got a girl with a little rubber head

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed

She never talk back like a lady might do

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is

A-R-T-I-F-I-C I cry

A-L don't be shy

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA

With the plastic pie

Her eyes is all shut in a e*****y face

I can cram it down her throat people any old place

Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack

'N I can poot it I can s***t it till it makes her gack

And her name is

A-R-T-I

F-I-C I cry

A-L don't be shy

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA

With the plastic pie

De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid

Rinse her out evvy night jes befo' he go t'bed

He gonna grow up 'n marry dat trash

Wit a ugly rubber head an' a 'flateable gash

She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need

He's a little bit dumb peoples yes indeed

De boy wanna 'RHONDA' jeffo hisseff

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'