Glenda And The Test Tube Baby

I was getting dressed late one night along came a spider and

I got a fright oh

I could not squash it flat

No matter how

I tried

And when it looked me in the eye

I ran away to hide

I put on me

Doctor Martin shoes

A battle with the spider that

I wasn't gonna loose

A kick from the left a kick from the right

I was on the floor but

I was alright

Spiders in the dressing room

Spiders everywhere

Things were getting hot and

I had to take a chance

The spider got impatient

Started crawling up me pants

I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground

Everything was silent so

I didn't make a sound

I crossed the room as happy as can be

I had killed the spider now it couldn't bother me

But with me arm on the light

He was there ready for a fight

It was getting late and the spider wasn't dead

An audience had gathered round

AndI was going red

I put a jam jar on the floor the spider crawled inside it

I screwed the lid back on the top

And threw the jar outside

At a party late that night

Everything was bright and gay

We played all our pop records and danced the night away

Early in the morning came a knocking at the door

I opened it slowly guess what