Easy Cheese

If I had a dollar for every time she was mad

I'd buy California

Invite my friends and I'd make it my pad

Let's go

If I had a pension for every time she said

Wake up you lazy pile

And get your a** up outta my bed

I'd buy a private plane

And fly around the world

Eat at all the best restaurants

And hang out with hot girls

But I know I'm stuck with you

And there's nothing I can do

So I'll take your hand and say

Stay with me stay with me

Please stay with me girl

I know you wanna slam my face but

Please stay with me girl

Girl I know it's all my fault

I'm just this up-turned bag

I hope we can forgive and forget

So we can go shag

Coz I know I'm stuck with you

And there's nothing I can do

So I'll take your hand and say

Stay with me stay with me

Please stay with me girl

I know you wanna kick my a** but

Please stay with me girl

Stay with me stay with me

Please stay with me girl

You're the one with the pretty face so

Please stay with me girl

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