New Math

Yeah I'd stoop to that

Sure I would

Yeah you been had

That's how

I got my job at the underwriter's lab

You bet I sucked up

Every chance

I hadThat's how

I fixed it

That's what

I didAnd now my knees are spotless and my legs are crossed

And I needn't spread them

Cause I can afford

Piety, chastity, charity, your company