Identity Theft

Because I'm tired of maturity airport insecurity

Runnin' from the thought police fightin' with the go-betweens

Hold up let me steal a breath'

Cause we're dealin' with identity theft

You need an education

I don't see why

I got to

You need a good degree

As to assimilate

So little time so much to be bored by

If no one trod along

Harvard lawn no one'd make a nuclear bomb

They don't teach you how to care empathisin' if you dare

Euthanize your sense of fair play better to obey

No child is free oh why it's queasy to see

Is that an elementary or a penitentiary

Huh geez get off my back beat it take it to town man

Idiots go to college to get dumbed down

Ooh it leaves you bereft

Ooh identity theft

I may be wrong

I don't know why

I may be wrong but

I'll tryBecause

I'm sick of the insanity watchin' horny manatee

Feelin' like a libertine dealin' with the death machine

Hold 'em up it's a street arrest

And we're dealin' with identity theft

You need a publication

I don't see why

I got to

You need a press release

As to assimilate

Journo-fascist profiteers pornotastic pioneers

Bonbonbastic puppeteers get away from me

How can you write what we read that ain't my reality

You disabuse humanity humility and fealty

Oh you guess you got an edge

Hiding your hedge from the

FedsPuttin' down the little veg

Ignorance is a right not a privilege

I'm finished done and had it

And while you f**ks are at it

As far as

I'm concerned

Pluto's still a planet

Ooh you die a quick death

Ooh identity theft

I may be wrong

I don't know why

I may be wrong but

I'll tryBecause

I'm sick of all the sabotage where's my female entourage

Lookin' for some kind of closure all

I'm findin' is

Ray Bolger

Hold up hell yeah

I'll confess'

Cause we're dealin' with identity theft

You need an occupation

I don't see why

I got to

You need a boss to please

Blah blah blah blah blah you're late

Yakety yak don't look whack

Nellie you're a heart attack

Murder murder on the wall who's the butchest one of all

Where'd you get that vegan dress a flea market

Oops I forgot you design for

TargetShun violence and religion don't ever play with nuns

But I punched a man on

Broadway just to watch him cry

Every guy

I went to try said

I fight him but

I can't think why

Bent unhinged and singed

I cringe to watch the main event

But in the end there's no success like revenge

Ooh it leaves you bereft

Ooh identity theft

I may be wrong

I don't know why

I may be wrong but

I'll tryBecause

I'm tired of hypocrisy is it them or is it me

If Jesus Christ is left in ruin

Satan buddy how you doin'

Hold 'em up it's a street arrest

And we're dealin' with identity theft

Because I'm tired of bein' sweet and nice

F**k you once and f**k you twice

Show your passport get that stamp funny like a

Nazi campHold 'em up hell yeah

I'll confess'

Cause we're dealin' with identity theft