Sewanee Mountain Catfight

Step right up, boys, right this way

Down to the

Sewanee Mountain hideaway

All the girls lined up would spit in their eyes

Kickin' and a-scratchin' for a

Tennessee prize

Gather 'round, boys and place your bets

On which one a these cats can scratch the best

All you gals, want a good clean fight,

Sewanee Mountain

Catfight's here tonight

Sewanee Mountain

Catfight, dollar and a dime

Girls gone wild on the

Tennessee line

Got her by the hair, another by the neck

Teeth go flyin' in a roadside shack

Well, the first thing you know, ol'

Jump-Up Joe

Took 12:1 win, place or show she was lookin' to kill straight from the holler on

Hill Then the whistle blew and

Betty-Lou

Took a hankie in his hair and away she flew

Slapped her on the fanny then she flipped her gown

Racked up four points in the very first round

Sewanee Mountain

Catfight, dollar and a dime

Girls gone wild on the

Tennessee line

Got her by the hair, another by the neck

Teeth go flyin' in a roadside shack

Yeah, the girls was hot and the beer was cold

Just about then them blue lights rolled

They busted in through the kitchen door

And the sheriff pulled out a .44

Hey, Sheriff, bring that

Betty Lou

She oughta bring that hothead home to you

The sheriff payed his $1.10

Said, \"Girls, start up that fight again!\"

Sewanee Mountain

Catfight, dollar and a dime

Girls gone wild on the

Tennessee line

Got her by the hair, another by the neck

Teeth go flyin' in a roadside shack

Step right up, boys

C'mon, now, lay your money down

Alright, girls, now make it clean

We don't want no blows below the pantyline c'mon now