Wig Master(其他)

You said, \"I will build you a bed of cactus

where you can sleep when the night is

too sharp.\"

I said, \"I will cover you with wax and light

your hair like a wick when the night is too cold.\"

you don't think of me as often as I'd like you to but

when you do it's of me looking for you on the ship

the plane I am waiting on has your face printed on

the wings

when it crashes I will eat the paint off

I'm gonna spank your ass so hard you will hate

the wig master but I'll put two pillows on your

dining room chair

you're like a parrot something that belongs to me

and not to you

loneliness isn't being alone, it's when someone loves

you and you don't have it in you to love them back

look at my hair it's a dirty little mop crying

for you to send it away

all a guy needs is a chance to pull off my clothes and

snicker, \"Try harder.\"

if you mail me a toy I will use it but that's the most

I have to offer

\"Do you want to see my panties?\" is the last thing

I will ever say to you

\"I want to finger every teenager I see,\" is the last thing

you say to me

don't make fun of my night out