Joseph Smith American Moses
Joseph Smith American Moses - Various Artists (欧美群星)
And now we wish to honor you with the story of joseph smith
The american moses
Oh this is very good praise christ
Mormon
I am going to take you back in time
Mormon
To the united states 1823
Mormon
A small and poor village called oopstate New York
Oop state
There was disease and famine
So sick
But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything
His name was Joseph Smith
Ya ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya
Ha oom
Joseph Smith
American Moses
Praise be to Joseph
American prophet man
Ay my name is Joseph Smith
I'm going to f**k this baby
What
Ha oom
No no Joseph
Don't f**k da baby
Joseph Smith
Don't f**k da baby
Suddenly the clouds parted
And Joseph Smith was visited by god
Ha oom
Joseph Smith
Do not f**k a baby
I'll get rid of your aids
If you f**k dis frog
Joseph Smith f**ked the frog god gave and his aids went away
Then a great wizard named Moroni appeared from the starship Enterprise
Joseph Smith
Your village is sh*t
You shall lead your villagers to a new village
Take these f**king golden plates
Oh way
And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
Salt ta laaaay siti
Salt ta laaaay siti
Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates
Liberation Equality
No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people
I got the golden plates
Gold plates
I'm gonna lead the people
We head west
We gotta stick togeddah
Mormons
We gotta help each uddah
We're Mormons
And so we climb the mountain
We head west
And we cross the river
We head west
And we fight the oppression
Mormons
By being nice to ev'ryone
We're Mormons
Not so fast Mormons
You shall not pass my mountain
Down from the mountain look who comes
The American warlord Brigham young
Yes I am Brigham Young
I cut off my daughter's clitoris
That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment
Brigham Young
His nose was a clitoris
What will you do Joseph
Will you fight the clitoris man
Not fight him help him
Joseph Smith took his magical f**k frog and rubbed it
Upon Brigham Young's clit face
And behold Brigham was cured
Joseph Smith magical aids frog
Brigham Young frog on his clit face
Brigham Young was so grateful
He decided to join the Mormons on their journey
Compassion
Courtesy
Let's be really f**king polite to everyone
I got the golden plates
Gold plates
I'm gonna lead the people
We head west
We gotta stick togeddah
Mormons
Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad
Ohhhh
After traveling for so long
The Mormons ran out of fresh water
And became sick with dysentery
Mormon go to da watah
Watah go to da cup
Cup go to da stomach
Sh*t come out da butt
Sh*t go in da watah
Watah go in da cup
Sh*t go down da stomach
Sh*t come out da butt
Oh f**k
Oh no
The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick
Sh*t go in da watah
Watah go in da cup
Cup go to da thirsty
Sh*t go to da stomach
Blood come out da butt
Blood go to da watah
Watah go in da cup
Cup go to da throat
Sh*t blood in da stomach
Sh*t blood in da mouth
Sh*t blood on da insides
Watah come out da butt
Brigham Young
You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land
Desperation Mortality Loss of Faith
Ahhhh
Got the golden plates
Gold plates
Gonna lead the people
We head west
Even thought their prophet had died
The Mormons stuck together and helped each other
And were really nice to everyone they came across
And then one day
The Mormons finally found Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
And there the Mormons danced with Ewoks
And were greeted by Jesus
Welcome Mormons
Now let's all have as many babies as we can
To make big mormon families
F*k your woman
F*k your man
It is all part of god's plan
Mormons f**k all that they can
Here in Salt Lake City land
Thank you thank you god
Now we are f**king
Thank you thank you god
God wants us f**king
Thank you thank you god
Get back to f**king
Thank you thank you god
Joseph Smith f**k frog
Brigham Young clit face
Sh*t come out de butt
Jesus says f**k f**k
Mormons