Can’t Con an Honest John(Explicit)
Using the following I'm going to show you：
A
How to con someone using their own greed
B
That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway and
C
TAKING THEIR MONEY
As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence
This scam only works 'cos that man thinks he's working this scam
And that you man off his mark
Get your mate let's call your mate Piers
No not Piers let's call him Farquhar
Anyway get Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog
Like I said the barman will try and con you later
But you're gonna take all his money
Anyway get Farquhar to pass into a local bar
And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart
Just for 20 quid for a while claiming that he hated it
But it was worth more than his car
This by the way requires that you find and supply Farquhar
With an animal and a life from your local park
Get a nice dog that doesn't bark
But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park
Anyway using this technique you're gonna take all this man's money
But you're not gonna care cos he's gonna f**king deserve it
You'll never con an Honest John
An Honest John you can't drag down
Exactly
Con do lee get conned
When they think they're the cunning one
It's all one big con
Neighbour you won't con
An Honest John
Now listen get Farquhar to dart out the bar
And just shop for some garm's maybe
Just to pass an hour or so
I would go shopping cos' I gave up drinking
But whatever just have Farquhar down the road
Now you walk in the bar walk up to the barman
Order a jar when you've caught him slouched on his own
Start eyeing the dog that he's minding by his side
Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own
Start asking the barman if it's his fine specimen of a dog
Nod smile agree look interested and cool
When he tells you it's someone else's you've just left previous
Tell him 'This is a very rare breed of animal '
Last time I lied my manager swiped me
But lie and tell him it's like a f**king Red Eared Hunting Spaniel
Tell him it's worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all
You'll never con an Honest John
Sometimes
An Honest John you can't drag down
Sometimes I think I should just go completely
Condolee get conned
When they think they're the cunning one
Neighbour you won't con an Honest John
Keep listening though it's important that you keep listening
Now take all his shopping off him
Get your mate Farquhar to pop in
Looking straight gutted a bit later on
He should order a jar talk at the bar
Ensure he looks calm warm with the barman
And generally start conversating on
Farquhar should start falling apart
About how he's arsed up some chance
And how arsed up his day was
Or in the event the spread betting he's getting ready to accept
That his rent's not getting payed up
The barman's mind will chime slowly for a while
He might wipe the bar as his mind is making sums
Farquhar should continue to moan about money
And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries
And like 'ching ' the barman will five out of six times
Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid
And after some bartering your barman will haggle and charge harder
In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head
That's right neighbour
You'll never con an Honest John
An Honest John you can't drag down
Condolee get conned
When they think they're the cunning one
The barman is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for
Neighbour you won't con an Honest John
How does that work Cos' everytime it's based around someone who thinks they're conning you
They'll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him
Why should he
That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin
As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence
AND THAN TAKING THEIR MONEY
It's all one big con