bike thief

What is not

Not to like

A shiny bike

No lock

No key

It's there for me

It's for real

I'm gonna steal a pair of wheels

FSU

Now you can too

I know soon that someone else

Will claim my new bike for themselves

Waiting for their lucky day

To make a speedy getaway

I am a bike thief

Our friend the dane

He does the same

No lock

No chain

He rides around

All over town

To travel far

Without a car

He pedals hard

So join the fun

You could have one

Want to get from here to there

A bike can take me anywhere

It's not mine

But I don't care

I've had enough of playing fair

I'm riding free

We'll be carefree

Say it with me

I am a bike thief

Scope it out

You'll be without the slightest doubt

You want it now

I'll show you how

Go down tonite

The time is right

It's in your sights

And if you dare

It's sitting there

I know soon that someone else

Will claim my new bike for themselves

Waiting for their lucky day

To make a speedy getaway

Want to get from here to there

A bike can take me anywhere

It's not mine

But I don't care

I've had enough of playing fair

I am a bike thief