I’m Just Waiting

I met her a month ago

Down at the boogie ranch

She came onto me in her red polyester pants

I've never had a woman so drop dead fine

It's hard to believe I ever made her mine

Well she calls me 'baby' 54times a day

And all of my friends think that I've got it made

When other men stare

That's something she can't avoid

I'm so insecure

Yah

I'm so padanoid

I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting for her to break my heart

When we're alone together it's paradise

Victoria's secret and cold champagne all nice

But for the second time this month it's happened again

She thanks me for roses that I didn't send

I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting for her to break my heart

The handwritings on the wall

Pretty soon the tears are gonna fall

Well I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting for her to break my heart

I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting

Well I'm just waiting for her to break my heart