The Morning After(2005 Remaster)

Can this be or am I dreaming?

What a mess!

Woke up drunk lying on the floor

This cannot be, my place is trashed

Broken bottles everywhere

Vomit oozing, down the stairs

I asked myself, how did this happen?

Don't recall

Why the nasty, pounding headache?

I need relief, where's the tylenol?

Lying in my bed

With a swollen head

What did I do?

I always regret the morning after

Morning's passed, now I think I remember

Holy sh*t

Ugly b**ch playing with my member

Mutated sow with an extra tit

Senseless ruckus late at night

That's when we began to fight

Four a.m. and we were hungry

Cooked some food

Ate until the fridge was empty

Then they left, all their bellies full

Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes

Getting sick

I swear to kick this nasty habit

And never drink for ever more

Headache ceases, all is fine

Getting thirsty, where's the wine?

I cannot stop though I'm seeing double

Sloshed again

I know, it's sad but I really need it

'Cause alcohol is my only friend

Lying in my bed

With a swollen head

What did I do?

Lying in my bed

With a swollen head

What did I do?

I always regret the morning after