Meatshake

I've been havin meatshake for forty years

I love meatshake

Meat and shake

That's all I need

M hm

I have meatshake every day at school

Look

When I'm hungry I need some meat

I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at veggie hut

Meat to the shizzake

Bro

I down lots of meatshakes

Man

I'd love to taste the secret

Lunch break

Only got a half an hour

Gotta get something in my system

I go to meatshake

Eat at meatshake

Taste the secret at meatshaaaaake

Hey

Meatshakes are so soft

I can eat em without my dentures

Well hi

Welcome to meatshake where you can 'taste the secret'

And when I tell you what it is

You won't believe it

There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it

Everything we serve has meat in it

But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate

It all has meat

What

What about the green salad and the cookies you bake

Everything has meat

Oh

It's nice and tender

Mixed in a blender

Don't you want some meat

Yeah

So hot and steamy

Yet smooth and creamy

Come and get your meat

Hey

Now when your body's hungerin

Drive on down and stumble in

Come on

Give us half a chance

I promise that you'll come again

If you're not carniverous consider us a challenge

You're too lean and need some proteine

We got it by the gallons

Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer

The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register

Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat

Our competition's food is crap

Who would wanna pay for that

Please try a beef pie