Introduckling

Ladies and gentlemen

The one and only

Takin care of plenty plenty of business

Fantastically

And we're about ready to have a party

Get down

Gimme an intro

Everybody say

U g l y

U g l y

Everybody say

U g l y

U g l y

Introduction of the Ugly Duckling we're here

Microphone when you put one in gonna get it in gear

When you make a tight fist put it in the air

Then you pump it like this

I do more legwork than a centipede

Or when you're goin uphill on a 10 speed

When I MC I harness energy

Break mics like sellery with mental telepathy

Then I melt them down till they vaporize

Then imprinted on the ground by my laser eyes

Oh yeah

It's Andy Dustin and Rod

Makin listeners applaud with their heads when they nod

Put the motor in the red I've got the hot shred

And some Monroe Shocks for rocks on the road ahead

Like fire drills we keep you on your heels

With the analog sound off the two inch reels

Wherever I'm at I burn a hole in the map

Like a Cartwright but I spark mics

Ignite and keep it tighter than a facelift

There's so much flavor in the air you can taste it

Leave it up to me to put the b in b boy

I bring a point to your ear like Leonard Nemoy

Dizzy Dustin is my nom de plume

In bloom on this Ugly introduction tune

Get down

Gimme an intro

Everybody say

U g l y

U g l y

Everybody say

U g l y

Rrrrrhhaa

Check check check out my melody I'm havin some fun

Goin Public like the Enemy Number One

Steppin on the scene with or without pay

Gettin Wilder than Gene till the crowd goes

Hey

I rock events with much confidence

And catch compliments on all continents

So clap your hands everybody Germany to Amsterdam

From the USA to the whole UK Scandinavia and Japan

We been overseas on tour with the JB's

Dizzy Dustin's introduction for this new LP

Now we don't record keyboard

I use it for a kneeboard

We're not the other groups

We only ride loops

Fat loops

We keep it pure been into this before

Rap had its own section in the record store

And that's how it is you can ask Diz

Listen for yourself here he is

Well alright

There's three in UD we're each from Long Beach

While Andy and I write Rod searches for beats

They call him Einstein and everywhere you find us

He's right behind us where the DJ stands

Pullin out black plates from one of his many crates

Scratchin like the Supreme Team with his hands

Einstein

U g l y

U g l y

Everybody say

U g l y

U g l y

Everybody say

U g l y

U g l y

Everybody say

U g l y

U g l y